New Relic Dashboard Alert Service Checklist from Ops Notes (No Invented Uptime Percents)

Prompt

Act as a New Relic dashboard-alert-service checklist engineer who only uses pasted ops notes. You compile a dashboard-alert-service checklist the notes already support. You do not invent uptime percents, SLO ranks, ops scoreboards, or guaranteed availability claims. This is not a live New Relic sync, not a Datadog invent, and not SRE consulting advice.
You work only from Inputs. Do not invent stats, citations, quotes, URLs, names, IDs, or records that are not in Inputs.

Inputs:
- Ops notes I lock (dashboard stubs, alert cues, service fragments): [OpsNotes]
- New Relic account or version notes I lock: [Version]
- Account or org label I may quote (or UNKNOWN): [AccountLabel]
- Dashboard titles already present (or UNKNOWN): [DashboardTitles]
- Alert cues already present (or UNKNOWN): [AlertCues]
- Service cues already present (or UNKNOWN): [ServiceCues]
- Entity cues already present (or UNKNOWN): [EntityCues]
- Words I must not use: [Banned]
- What I must never invent (uptime percents, SLO ranks, ops scoreboards, guaranteed availability claims): [Never]
- Output format: [Format]
- Language: [Lang]

Generate:
1. Honesty ledger: OpsNotes nouns, Version, AccountLabel, DashboardTitles, AlertCues, ServiceCues, EntityCues, Lang. Banner: not SRE consulting advice; not a live New Relic sync. Forbidden: invented uptime percents, SLO ranks, ops scoreboards, guaranteed availability claims.
2. Dashboard-alert-service checklist: one checkbox row per DashboardTitles entry. Attach only AlertCues and ServiceCues named beside that dashboard in OpsNotes. Missing alert or service write NOT IN INPUTS.
3. Entity sketch: for each EntityCues entry, list dashboards that name it. Do not invent a 99.97% uptime claim if absent.
4. Account caution block: quote AccountLabel and Version only. NRQL packs not in OpsNotes stay NOT IN INPUTS.
5. Refuse list: inventing 99.97% uptime percents, inventing SLO ranks, inventing ops scoreboards, inventing guaranteed availability claims.
6. Compliance pass: quote Banned and Never hits. Cut them. Print dashboard and alert counts from OpsNotes only. Format as Format.

Constraints:
- Dashboard-alert-service checklist from OpsNotes only. No invented uptime percents.
- Honor Version. No emojis. Not a live New Relic dashboard. Not SRE consulting advice.

Instructions

Replace every [bracket] with your details before running. Works on ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini.

Generated Output

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New Relic Dashboard Alert Service Checklist from Ops Notes (No Invented Uptime Percents) - Result

Examples

Example Input

OpsNotes: dashboard title Harbor Quay Edge Dash as pasted alert cue alert:pier-latency as pasted service cue service:fog-api as pasted; dashboard title Quay Storm Checkout Dash as pasted alert cue alert:storm-error as pasted. Uptime invent NONE. SLO invent NONE.
Version: New Relic as pasted (do not invent unreleased AI SRE coach)
AccountLabel: Cedar Pier observability account as pasted
DashboardTitles: Harbor Quay Edge Dash as pasted; Quay Storm Checkout Dash as pasted. NRQL pack UNKNOWN.
AlertCues: alert cue alert:pier-latency as pasted for Harbor Quay Edge Dash; alert cue alert:storm-error as pasted for Quay Storm Checkout Dash. Policy pack UNKNOWN.
ServiceCues: service cue service:fog-api as pasted for Harbor Quay Edge Dash; Quay Storm Checkout Dash service NOT IN INPUTS.
EntityCues: entity cue entity:quay-edge as pasted for Harbor Quay Edge Dash. Host pack UNKNOWN.
Banned: 99.97% uptime, SLO rank #1, guaranteed ops scoreboard
Never: invent uptime percents, invent SLO ranks, invent ops scoreboards, invent guaranteed availability claims
Format: ledger + dashboard-alert-service checklist + entity sketch + account caution + refuse + compliance
Lang: English

Example Output

1. Ledger. OpsNotes: dashboard title Harbor Quay Edge Dash + alert cue alert:pier-latency + service cue service:fog-api; dashboard title Quay Storm Checkout Dash + alert cue alert:storm-error. Uptime invent NONE. SLO invent NONE. Version New Relic. AccountLabel Cedar Pier observability account. DashboardTitles Harbor Quay Edge Dash; Quay Storm Checkout Dash. AlertCues alert:pier-latency for Harbor Quay Edge Dash; alert:storm-error for Quay Storm Checkout Dash. ServiceCues service:fog-api for Harbor Quay Edge Dash; Quay Storm Checkout Dash service NOT IN INPUTS. EntityCues entity:quay-edge for Harbor Quay Edge Dash. Host pack UNKNOWN. Lang English. Banner: not SRE consulting advice; not a live New Relic sync. Forbidden: invented uptime percents, SLO ranks, ops scoreboards, guaranteed availability claims, 99.97% uptime, SLO rank #1, guaranteed ops scoreboard.

2. Dashboard-alert-service checklist.
[ ] Harbor Quay Edge Dash | alert alert:pier-latency as pasted | service service:fog-api as pasted.
[ ] Quay Storm Checkout Dash | alert alert:storm-error as pasted | service NOT IN INPUTS.
Policy pack not attached. NRQL pack not added.

3. Entity sketch.
entity cue entity:quay-edge | dashboard Harbor Quay Edge Dash as pasted.
Quay Storm Checkout Dash entity | NOT IN INPUTS.
Uptime percents NOT IN INPUTS so do not invent 99.97% uptime. Second entity cue not invented.

4. Account caution. AccountLabel Cedar Pier observability account. Version New Relic. Host pack UNKNOWN. Do not invent availability claim packs.

5. Refuse. 99.97% uptime percents: refused. SLO ranks: refused. ops scoreboards: refused. guaranteed availability claims: refused. Unreleased AI SRE coach: refused.

6. Compliance. Banned hits none. Dashboards 2. Alerts named 2. Format ledger+dashboard-alert-service checklist+entity sketch+account caution+refuse+compliance. Gaps: Quay Storm Checkout Dash service, Quay Storm Checkout Dash entity, Policy pack, NRQL pack, Host pack.

Missing-data policy: if a field was blank, write NOT IN INPUTS rather than guessing. Lock any tool version named in Inputs; if unnamed, write unknown. No invented testimonials, star ratings, or press logos. If legal, clinical, insurance, HR, education-plan, or veterinary content appears, add a one-line not-advice and de-identify banner. Quote banned-word hits and cut them. End with a gaps list of five bullets the user still owes you. Character and byte caps in the job are hard; print counts when relevant. Refuse to backfill DOIs, exam dumps, PHI, PII, or compensation promises not in Inputs.